Being seduced by Magdalena was marginally fun. I say marginally 'cause the thoughts of what MJ would do to me kinda ruined it all. Anyways, the three of us made a beeline for the X-Mansion, and what did I find? Big metal Russian trouble.

"It is dat Spiderman!" yelled Colossus, then he came running at me. I, of course, reacted with my customary intelligence. I sidestepped, and shot of a webline, tripping Colossus. He bagan to get up muttering. Vegeta was about to come to my aid when Kitty got between me and Colossus.

She began jabbering on in Russian. She must have picked it up from the metal man. Vegeta and I just stood there, while Kitty cried, pouted, begged. Finally she and Colossus were kissing.

I turned, and Vegeta followed. "Those two should get a room."

"What was all that about?" asked the Saiyan.

So I told him the whole story.

"I dunno what I'm gonna do about MJ, though." I told him. "Got any ideas?"

"Don't ask me. I'll never understand my Bulma."

Just then, MJ came running out. She flung herself at me, and to my surprise, just hugged me.

"Oh, it's alright." She said, laughing at my hesitation. "Kitty explained everything."

I looked at Vegeta. He just shook his head.

"Explained what?" I asked.

"Oh, she, like, never told you? She was totally just trying to remind the metal-head of what he had and..."

She never got to finish. Those big armored things came marching in, and as I wasn't incredibly effective against them, I rounded up civilians to help them escape.

Why are the big metal things always after me?